strifemaster:

being an old as fuck cool guy fussing over his young as seedling boyfriend

man i should get on my pchum

Being an old as fuck cool guy sounds like it requires a lot of effort. Thank god i dont have to be old.

You should. I’m sure people are just waiting in line for the chance to talk to >insert your name here< the old guy whos simultaneously cool on pesterchum.

That reminds me whats your name cool old guy.

strifemaster:

candykind:

strifemaster

Hello there!

sup

Still waiting for my losers to actually get on pesterchum.
And you sir?

strifemaster

Hello there!

UP
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