hey what’s up with you? i’m just looking and trying to decide what kind of snake i want. cool as a huge boa would be, i wanna carry it around on my arms and they’re not too great for that.
looking at corn snakes and ball pythons because those are ‘beginner’ snakes and hell, i’m a demon and i’m rich. the 15-20 year lifespans are nothing when i can expect to live hundreds to thousands of years. but i know about jack shit about owning a snake, so ‘beginner-friendly’ is kind of a must-have.
Hi. I think im about to have sex but im not sure. Or im about to be murdered multiple times in a row.
Snakes are cool i guess but im lame and have a hairless cat. Get a beginner snake then it could be fun while it lasts then just keep getting snakes.